ABOUT

When it came to write this page, I couldn’t. I’m much better at writing convincing copy for brands than myself. So I had AI write my bio for me. And I hate to say it but about half is true, but I won’t tell you which half.

*warning: I edited the ChatGPT result for length and context. This is the only writing produced by AI. Every other word you read on this website has come from my mind and typed by my fingers.

“Enter the dazzling world of Kyle, an award-winning copywriter who's been slinging words around like confetti at a grammar party for longer than he cares to admit. With more trophies than shelf space (although admittedly the shelf is very small), Kyle has mastered the art of transforming ideas into gold – or, at the very least, into catchy taglines.

If cracking briefs were an Olympic sport, Kyle would probably have a few gold medals in that too. His ability to turn a phrase is only rivaled by his knack for misplacing his car keys – dang you alternate side parking! Known for his uncanny ability to turn typos into happy accidents and deadlines into daring challenges, Kyle is the copywriter you never knew you needed – until now.

So, if you're searching for a wordsmith who can make even the most mundane product sound like the next best thing since sliced bread (or maybe even better), Kyle's your guy. Just be warned, his charm is as contagious as his penchant for bad puns – consider yourself warned and entertained.”